Game 4

In a tumultuous defensive battle, the Patriots again triumphed, 17-13. Both Qbs dry-heaved in the game, and the difference, as always, was Bethel Johnson. No one even remembers what he did, but we're sure he was the reason the Pats won. Brian Westbrook had 80 yds on 26 carries. Big Richard Seymour slapped him many times, which may be why his nickname is "Big Dick." Either that or because he is black.

Game 3

Anish wanted to write the blog today, but he got his ass kicked. McNabb threw 6 ints as the Patriots won 44-9. Brady notched up a 125.3 qb rating with 3 tds, including a long bomb to Bethel Johnson, where BJ caught the ball over Brian Dawkins' outstretched hands, bent him over, stuck it in his ass, and then ran it in for a touchdown. Also, Johnson scored on a 38 yd wr reverse, evading a tackler on his way to the goal line. The game would have been closer, except Anish ate my apple yesterday. Suck it faggot!

Game 2

While Donovan McNabb did not dry heave, he came damn close. 3 Ints as the Pats ran it up on the Eagles 35-24. Player of the Game: Bethel Johnson. If reggie Bush were ten times better, he would be half as good as Bethel. 86 yds 2tds and a rushing td. McNabb, in addition to the ints, also had 1 td and 2 dry heaves. Big Dick Seymour also made an impact by exploding off of the defensive line and coming on McNabb's backside. Brian Westbrook played his ass off by running for 83 yds before the 4th quarter, during which he realized....he sucks. Also, Reggie "My Shit is" Brown played well.

Game 1

Following SB06, we resumed battle with the Patriots prevailing over the Eagles, 13-10. The game was a terrific defensive struggles, as is often expected following long layaways. The key player, once again, was BETHEL JOHNSON. Although he totaled -14 yds on 10 rushing attempts due to ill-fated WR reverses, Bethel scored the Patriots' lone touchdown on one such reverse, and also converted the clinching first down from 4th and 2 to seal the game. This clutch run followed a 3rd and 27 reception by Bethel who dove 3 yards at the end of the play to get within 2 yards of the marker. Tom Brady was also 15-20 for 219 yds and a 110.2 QB rating.

For Anish, the Eagles once again came up short, like McNabb (110 yds, 1 td, 1 int) so often does. On one particular play, Bethel was double-covered by Eagles defenders and came down with a reception over Jevon Kearse. At this point, Ajai Tuli remarked, "That's Donovan in disguise." It must also be mentioned that Brian Westbrook (77 yds, 20 carries) dropped a key 1st and Goal pass that turned the tide of the game in favor of Bethel Johnson. Reggie Brown had 112 yds receiving. Bethel! Bethel! Rematch coming immediately.