Game 4

In a tumultuous defensive battle, the Patriots again triumphed, 17-13. Both Qbs dry-heaved in the game, and the difference, as always, was Bethel Johnson. No one even remembers what he did, but we're sure he was the reason the Pats won. Brian Westbrook had 80 yds on 26 carries. Big Richard Seymour slapped him many times, which may be why his nickname is "Big Dick." Either that or because he is black.